You'd never believe this. Tuition yesterday was... unusual. How should I begin?

I was late for tuition yesterday. QY then informed me that Mr. SmartyPants* was going to have a fit. I didn't get QY and I started to look at his feets, thinking that, that was what QY was refferring to. I then gave QY this puzzled look and he went, " He's gonna shake or something.". True enough, within a minute or so, SmartyPants pushed his table away, and he collasped on the floor.

Best of all, he was right in front of me. His seat was in front of mine. And, I was freaked out, while the girls were laughing and giggling away. First, they laughed at him, and later, they started to laugh at me, ME. For being freaked out, like people freaked out. LAH. Meanie =x

But anyways, QY helped him; QY called his parents and updated them about his situation, QY checked on him and made sure he was alright, QY massaged his legs cause he felt numb, and QY stood by him while everyone was laughing away and while I, was freaking out.

I held on to either QY's shirt, or his last finger. And I tugged on his shirt often, AND, I freaked out so bad that I couldn't speak. Besides, my hands were all over the place, I began to flutter so badly.

When SmartyPants felt better, he came in and he announced, "I survived it!" which was extremely lame, I think. Everyone just laughed anyway. Thats not all, he then staggered in and he came to QY (who was then sitting next to me) and put out his hand, then said, "You saved my life. Thanks. Brothers." QY just took his hand, while I was about to spat blood. I know this sounds mean, but, what SmartyPants said and did was so drama. Like, he thinks he's living in some 80's century? And no, I don't dislike him. He's alright lah.

*Names have been changed for personal privacy, and to avoid awkwardness in any case.

You're voice was the soundtrack of my summer
Do you know you're unlike any other?
You'll always be my thunder, and I said
Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors
I don't wanna ever love another
You'll always be my thunder
10:21 PM